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Siden jeg er en ihuga linux fantast, og bruker det både i mitt daglige arbeidet og hjemme, har jeg tenkt å samle på informasjon som spesielt dreier seg om linux. Min erfaring med Linux er ikke så enorm foreløpig, men det er utrolig hva man lærer med tiden! På tross av dette omtales jeg som en linux-guru på HenosCorner.com. Jeg vet ikke om det er reelt, eller om det bare er fordi HeNo er en god venn.
Anyway, Jeg liker linux godt, og kan en del om det, og mener at det bør være mye informasjon om linux på internett. Det er det også, men hvis jeg snapper opp ting som jeg mener bør tas vare på, og som jeg ikke umiddelbart kan se er blitt tatt vare på på en passende måte annet sted, vil jeg gjøre det her. Historier, anekdoter og informasjon med et humoristisk tilsnitt, vil bli prioritert foran annet stoff.
Noen tradisjonell linux-side vil dette aldri bli, hva nå en det skulle innebære. Du vil ihvertfall garantert ikke finne en masse pekere til andre linux-sider med masse pekere til andre... You got it?. Hvis du søker saklig informasjon om linux, kan du gå til bunnen av denne siden. Pekeren inn i mine bokmerker kan anbefales, men jeg legger også ved tre direkte pekere ut på den store informasjons-veven om du skulle fortrekke å gå den veien.
En morsom konversasjon!
Situasjon: Bill Gates nye hus er klart fra entrepenørens hånd, og dagen for
innflyting har kommet. Noen dager etter finner denne samtalen sted, mellom mr.
Gates og hans entrepenør.
| Bill: | "There are a few issues we need to discuss." |
| Contractor: | "Ah, you have our basic support option. Calls are free for the first 90 days and $75 a call thereafter. Okay?" |
| Bill: | "Uh, yeah... the first issue is the living room. We think its a little smaller than we anticipated." |
| Contractor: | "Yeah. Some compromises were made to have it out by the release date." |
| Bill: | "We won't be able to fit all our furniture in there." |
| Contractor: | "Well, you have two options. You can purchase a new, larger living room; or you can use a Stacker." |
| Bill: | "Stacker?" |
| Contractor: | "Yeah, it allows you to fit twice as much furniture into the room. By stacking it, of course, you put the entertainment centre on the couch... the chairs on the table... etc. You leave an empty spot, so when you want to use some furniture you can unstack what you need and then put it back when you're done." |
| Bill: | "Uh... I dunno... issue two. The second issue is the light fixtures. The bulbs we brought with us from our old home won't fit. The threads run the wrong way." |
| Contractor: | "Oh! That's easy. Those bulbs aren't plug and play. You'll have to upgrade to the new bulbs." |
| Bill: | "And the electrical outlets? The holes are round, not rectangular. How do I fix that?" |
| Contractor: | "Just uninstall and reinstall the electrical system." |
| Bill: | "You're kidding!?" |
| Contractor: | "Nope. Its the only way." |
| Bill: | " |
| Contractor: | "That's a resource leakage problem. One fixture is failing to terminate and is hogging the resources preventing access from other fixtures." |
| Bill: | "And how do I fix that?" |
| Contractor: | "Well, after each flush, you all need to exit the house, turn off the water at the street, turn it back on, reenter the house and then you can get back to work." |
| Bill: | "That's the last straw. What kind of product are you selling me?" |
| Contractor: | "Hey, if you don't like it nobody made you buy it." |
| Bill: | "And when will this be fixed?" |
| Contractor: | "Oh, in your next house -- which will be ready to release sometime near the end of next year. Actually it was due out this year, but we've had some delays..." |
En annen historie
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft...
| Patron: | Waiter! |
| Waiter: | Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support. |
| Waiter: | What seems to be the problem? |
| Patron: | There's a fly in my soup! |
| Waiter: | Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. |
| Patron: | No, it's still there. |
| Waiter: | Maybe it's the way you're using the soup. Try eating it with a fork instead. |
| Patron: | Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. |
| Waiter: | Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl. What kind of bowl are you using? |
| Patron: | A SOUP bowl! |
| Waiter: | Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem. How was the bowl set up? |
| Patron: | You brought it to me on a saucer. What has that to do with the fly in my soup?! |
| Waiter: | Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? |
| Patron: | I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! |
| Waiter: | Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? |
| Patron: | You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? |
| Waiter: | Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. |
| Patron: | Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? |
| Waiter: | The current Soup of the Day is tomato. |
| Patron: | Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. |
| [waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] | |
| Waiter: | Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. |
| Patron: | This is potato soup. |
| Waiter: | Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. |
| Patron: | Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. |
| [waiter leaves.] | |
| Patron: | Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! |
| The check: | |
| Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . $5.00 | |
| Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . $2.50 | |
| Access to support . . . . . . . . . $1.00 |
Informasjon om Linux
Du bør ta en titt i seksjonen for Linux i bokmerkene mine. Der finnes det mange fine pekere til Informasjon om Linux og programvare som finnes. Se i katalogen "Operativsystemer/Linux".For ordens skyld setter jeg inn tre pekere her, slik at du kan komme direkte videre til den verden av informasjon som finnes om Linux, hvis det er det du søker.
Linux.com
Linux i Norge
Freshmeat
Jeg bestemte meg en gang for at jeg ikke skulle være
en sånn lage-linke-side type. Og det holder jeg meg til. Men nå er det blitt
slik her i verden at det ikke er likegyldig hvilken distribusjon av linux en
bruker. Noen vil rope Redhat, andre Stamped, atter andre Mandrake eller Suse
eller Slackware.
Så da må jeg få lov til å legge inn min stemme i virvaret også. Det finnes bare
en distribusjon det er verdt å bruke -
debian. Ingen over, Ingen ved siden. Slik
er det bare. Det finnes noen avledninger i tillegg. Jeg bruker dem ikke, men
kanskje du vil?
Debian GNU/Linux
Stormix
Libranet
Corel Linux
